Things Behind The Sun

An intermittent notepad for random musings on music and things to do with living.

Against the Grain

Sunday, April 24, 2005


Why must over-dramatic gay men on intolerably bad reality TV shows so constantly dictate that all males are cavemen for not shaving against the grain. If I want a close shave Mr Carson I will do what men have been doing for centuries, and scrape my razor against the tide of follicles that keep growing out of my face. Should I wipe my ass with velvet instead of paper just for a smoother ride?

Men are men because they shave against the grain. How else would we grow to look rugged and desirable?

Rahtzee!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Ratzinger

Ratzinger is in.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005


Prepare for tasteless KFC jokes.

Keen Luisine

Saturday, April 02, 2005


Nestle Australia Ltd
1 Homebush Bay Dr
Rhodes NSW 2138


To Whom It May Concern:

I was recently quite shocked and disturbed to discover a large rock included in my Lean Cuisine meal. Luckily I did not bite with full force on the rock since its odd texture awoke my curiosity and prevented me from further mastication. There was at no point in my affiliation with the meal’s preparation, any chance for this geological addition to my meal on my behalf. Both meal pouches were heated in a microwave oven and emptied directly onto my eating apparatus. It is therefore a given that the offending rock fragment was deposited in the ‘Sauce and Meat’ plastic pouch during the process of manufacture at a Nestle factory. The rock fragment in question is quite meteor-like, and I can’t deny that the thought had entered my mind that perhaps a burnt up meteor had singed its way through the roof of my domicile and ceased its path of velocity in the midst of my low calorie meal. Upon further thought and investigation of any trace of meteor damage I have established that this is not infact the case.

It is unsettling to think what damage could have been done if one was to bite with full force into this less than nourishing article whilst consuming your Lean Cuisine line of meals.

I purchased the said Lean Cuisine meal from a Safeway chain in Portland Victoria. The particular flavour of the meal was ‘Sundried tomato chicken with pasta’. The package and offending rock fragment have been included in this package for your perusal and perhaps investigation. It may be of some consolation to your establishment that up until I struck rock so to speak, I found the meal to be of quite a high standard.

Yours Sincerely,
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Coltrane in 3d

Wednesday, February 23, 2005


Giant Steps interpreted as 3d.

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Stappj!

Sunday, February 20, 2005
Thankyou outer melbournian suburban italian supermarkets!

Stappj!

Finally a coffee soft drink that is within walking distance!



Vim! - 'Perpetual Autumn EP'

Tuesday, February 08, 2005


Nice slabs of square/sine/triangle wave melody.

Download Vim's "Perpetual Autumn EP" from:

HERE

Vim's site