Things Behind The Sun

Against the Grain

2005-04-24T18:55:00.000-07:00

Why must over-dramatic gay men on intolerably bad reality TV shows so constantly dictate that all males are cavemen for not shaving against the grain. If I want a close shave Mr Carson I will do what men have been doing for centuries, and scrape my razor against the tide of follicles that keep growing out of my face. Should I wipe my ass with velvet instead of paper just for a smoother ride?

Men are men because they shave against the grain. How else would we grow to look rugged and desirable?

Rahtzee!

2005-04-20T20:06:00.000-07:00

Ratzinger

2005-04-20T18:33:00.000-07:00

Ratzinger is in.

2005-04-19T17:20:00.000-07:00

Prepare for tasteless KFC jokes.

Keen Luisine

2005-04-02T21:02:00.000-08:00

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Nestle Australia Ltd
1 Homebush Bay Dr
Rhodes NSW 2138

To Whom It May Concern:

I was recently quite shocked and disturbed to discover a large rock included in my Lean Cuisine meal. Luckily I did not bite with full force on the rock since its odd texture awoke my curiosity and prevented me from further mastication. There was at no point in my affiliation with the meal’s preparation, any chance for this geological addition to my meal on my behalf. Both meal pouches were heated in a microwave oven and emptied directly onto my eating apparatus. It is therefore a given that the offending rock fragment was deposited in the ‘Sauce and Meat’ plastic pouch during the process of manufacture at a Nestle factory. The rock fragment in question is quite meteor-like, and I can’t deny that the thought had entered my mind that perhaps a burnt up meteor had singed its way through the roof of my domicile and ceased its path of velocity in the midst of my low calorie meal. Upon further thought and investigation of any trace of meteor damage I have established that this is not infact the case.

It is unsettling to think what damage could have been done if one was to bite with full force into this less than nourishing article whilst consuming your Lean Cuisine line of meals.

I purchased the said Lean Cuisine meal from a Safeway chain in Portland Victoria. The particular flavour of the meal was ‘Sundried tomato chicken with pasta’. The package and offending rock fragment have been included in this package for your perusal and perhaps investigation. It may be of some consolation to your establishment that up until I struck rock so to speak, I found the meal to be of quite a high standard.

Yours Sincerely,
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Coltrane in 3d

2005-02-23T17:05:00.000-08:00

Giant Steps interpreted as 3d.

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Stappj!

2005-02-20T21:24:00.000-08:00

Thankyou outer melbournian suburban italian supermarkets!

Stappj!

Finally a coffee soft drink that is within walking distance!

Vim! - 'Perpetual Autumn EP'

2005-02-08T22:17:00.000-08:00

Nice slabs of square/sine/triangle wave melody.

Download Vim's "Perpetual Autumn EP" from:

HERE

Vim's site

Nice view of Adelaide

2005-02-06T05:56:00.000-08:00

Looks much better from this high up.

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Gadget Schmadjet

2005-02-02T05:09:00.000-08:00

Some cool USB gadgets of note:

USB Ashtray - The egg-shaped ashtray can cut down smoke and odors via nicotine; it also monitors one's smoking habit and predicts when he/she will die of lung cancer.





Sushi thumb drives - Never again will you have to choose between having sushi or having a USB memory drive--thanks to the USB sushi drive. These USB drives are hand-made-in-Tokyo sushi replicas. The convincing USB sushi drive comes in several flavors. Overnight shipping with dry ice pack available.











LINK



USB toothbrush

NES buckle

2004-09-05T19:59:00.000-07:00

The NES buckle !

Not sure how safe one would be wearing this thing in public - but I think you could
do well listening to this or this whilst wearing such an item :)

Vim! goodness

2004-09-02T23:26:00.000-07:00

"16 tracks of gorgeously skewed beats, continually unexpected melodies, and a wonderfully obtuse take on life. "

Vim! - A Random Collection of Consonants

2004-08-31T22:29:00.000-07:00

Excellent vocal based electronics - all done on a pentium 133 mhz with Impulse Tracker.

Archive.org: Absorbed in the Spring - 'Sounds from the Post Office'

Hello

2004-08-26T18:56:00.000-07:00

I guess this will be a musical / graphical blog more than the usual fare.
I hope it proves to be of interest to someone :)